“This is Jim Rockford Nadja Kireta. Please leave your name and message – I’ll get back to you.” (beep) —

Miss Hollroy, City Federal. Your lost check still hasn’t arrived. It’s impossible for us to lose checks, so unless we received full payment by noon today we’ll foreclose.

— The Battle-Ax and the Exploding Cigar, The Rockford Files, 1974-1999